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• THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM OF CELEBS

  August 27, 2008 - DENVER - Everyone has at least some small questions they'd like to ask Obama. Mine is, during Michelle's speech, why was Madeleine Albright sitting with the West Virginia delegation? SO...more >

• OUR VIPS DESCEND ON DENVER

  August 26, 2008 - DENVER - JetBlue unloaded a crate load of NY VIPs on one flight - Gov. David Paterson, Congress woman Carolyn Maloney, Bronx BP Adolfo Carrion, State Comp troller Tom DiNapoli, Rep. Eliot Engel, the...more >

• DNC'S MILE HIGH CITY TRIES TO FIND GROUND

  August 25, 2008 - THE Democratic National Convention in Denver. Denver's a cow town. Doesn't mean what we're going to see here is the milk of human kind ness. Means like what's coming is a large load...more >

• OUT-OF-TOWNERS' TOURIST DE FORCE

  August 24, 2008 - LABOR Day's coming. Tourists are coming. That means foreigners, out- of-towners, bumpkins, yokels, aliens, visitors from inner space, fugitives from the burbs, weirdsvilles from far-off galaxies...more >

• MAHER'S DIRTY MIND AT WORK

  August 22, 2008 - AS you know, Trojan condoms is co-hosting Monday night's Rolling Stone VIP show at the Dem convention. Bill Maher, emceeing this ob viously super high-toned event: "I never do corporate...more >

• TIME FOR TENNIS TIDBITS AND TRIVIA

  August 21, 2008 - MONDAY'S the US Open. Former champ Maria Sharapova has an injury, won't compete in any tournaments, but that same day ads air for her limited-edition Canon Five PowerShot SD1100 Diamond...more >

• AUTHOR GIVES BUBBA NEW DAD

  August 20, 2008 - IT'S political publishing season. Except for maybe Mr. Potatoe Head Dan Quayle, there's some book about every could be/should be/would be/ used to be politician coming out. Ask me what's...more >

• EDWARDS CAUGHT HOLDING BABY

  August 19, 2008 - THE National Enquirer marches on. And on. Over hill, over dale, over whatever remains of John Edwards except for his haircut. Parceling out exclusive stuff, like with a tweezer week by week...more >

• TEAM OBAMA ALL OVER BOOK NOOK

  August 18, 2008 - ABRAHAM Lincoln. Know the name? Had a beard and a lousy tailor? Lived a long time ago? Gave us the Gettysburg Address, Emancipation Proclamation? The man's revered. Been the subject of movies...more >

• MEDAL-WORTHY WHEEZING TOUR

  August 17, 2008 - WITH respect to our Olympic ath letes, I, too, have broken endurance records this past week. Although not in biathlon, triathlon, decathlon or pentathlon - mainly because I don't know what they...more >