EDWARDS CAUGHT HOLDING BABY

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JAILED FOR RAPE, BATTLES BUGS

July 24, 2008 --

ANAND Jon sounds like a sniveling crybaby as he cools his heels in LA County Jail awaiting trial on sordid sex charges involving young models. "There is a possibility I may not survive this ordeal," the Indian-born designer rants in a letter to journo Sharon Waxman in Los Angeles magazine. "I grapple with blankets that have bloodstains dried in tie-dyed patterns and battle nocturnal visits from . . . rodents and insects (that I have not even seen in the jungles of India!) . . . The whole thing feels like a Stephen King novel turned into a movie directed by M. Night Shyamalan." Jon allegedly assaulted 28 models, and charges against him include forcible rape and sexual penetration by a foreign object. He insists he's innocent, telling Waxman a drug pusher who works the clubs informed him: "I can see why they hate you . . . You come off as the perfect party guy, and these chicks, even if they don't get to make it big, at least expect guys to pay for them to get high, party, and get laid."